Segway Inventor Patents A Gadget That Sucks Food Directly Out Through A Port In Your StomachThis is the good news about a recently-patented gadget that sucks food out of the stomach: it could work as a last-ditch effort to get obese people to shed some weight. This is the bad news about said gadget: the method might be a little extreme. AspireAssist created by Segway inventor Dean Kamen and a team of bariatricians works like this. A valve gets surgically implanted in the user's stomach and the gadget sends a tube through it into their belly. About 20 minutes after eating the gadget sucks out some food and when the user squeezes a bag filled with water the liquid gets sent back into the stomach instead. Rinse and repeat until up to 30 percent of your meal is gone. (There's no anesthesia involved but some sedatives will be used along with it.) It's already available in some parts of Europe but no FDA approval yet. Here's the word from the gadget's site: The aspiration process is performed about 20 minutes after the entire meal is consumed and takes 5 to 10 minutes to complete. The process is performed in the privacy of the restroom and the food is drained directly into the toilet. Because aspiration only removes a third of the food the body still receives the calories it needs to function. For optimal weight loss patients should aspirate after each major meal (about 3 times per day) initially. Over time as patients learn to eat more healthfully they can reduce the frequency of aspirations. In a trial obese people who used it lost on average about half of their excess weight. That was about 45 pounds according to the patent. But there were some hiccups too like when the machine had trouble breaking up certain foods. One patient avoided eating cauliflower broccoli Chinese food stir fry snow peas pretzels chips and steak. Other than that it sounds convenient (unless you live in China) albeit a little gross. Not surprisingly though convenience and effectiveness don't always inspire the greatest confidence when it comes to weight loss and some experts are already a little wary of AspireAssist. One wondered to LiveScience if this was just an At-Home Bulimia Machineâ¢. Nutrients from food are kinda important after all and removing one-third of them might not be such a good idea. [AspireAssist via LiveScience]In a trial obese people who used it lost on average about half of their excess weight. That was about 45 pounds according to the patent. But there were some hiccups too like when the machine had trouble breaking up certain foods. One patient avoided eating cauliflower broccoli Chinese food stir fry snow peas pretzels chips and steak. Other than that it sounds convenient (unless you live in China) albeit a little gross. Not surprisingly though convenience and effectiveness don't always inspire the greatest confidence when it comes to weight loss and some experts are already a little wary of AspireAssist. One wondered to LiveScience if this was just an At-Home Bulimia Machineâ¢. Nutrients from food are kinda important after all and removing one-third of them might not be such a good idea. [AspireAssist via LiveScience]Automated Bulimia via a prescription how bizarre!LoL brings a new meaning on sharing a dinner. When your finish just swap devices with a friend.Ew!Mmmm I can see a future alcoholic changing the polarity of this device and sneaking a drink without anyone knowing.D'OH!What if the 'turn-off' switch to this device breaks and the stays on constantly causing the person to slowly implode?At-Home Bulimia Machine is trademarked? Who knew there would be such competition in this market?And I'm no genius inventor like Dean Kamen but here's a wild idea for you...skip the direct vomit portal and eat 30% less.Hmm would I be seguing to say that this device sucks? No I am still on topic lol.in order to thank everyone characteristic novel style varieties low price and good quality and the low sale price. Thank everyonehttp://al.ly/_9vhttp://al.ly/_9vhttp://al.ly/_9v âÂÂ＼＿â­â­â­â­â­＿／â 　 　âÂÂ　　　　　　　　　âÂÂ＼｜／ 　 　âÂÂ　â　　　　　â　â ☠　 　âÂÂâÂÂ　â°â‰‰‰¯　âÂÂâÂÂ／｜＼ 　 　âÂÂ　　　â° â¯　　　／ 　 　Ⱐ≠â‰ÂÂ⯠　 　　â­âÂÂ　　　　　âÂÂâ® 　 　　â°â´ â´â¯ asfghjrjrWttp/jaec45 Do you realize how hard it is to have a Gastrostomy Tube? It leaks it smells it hurts It gets infected. Eww!!Wttp Very cool icon. I like it sir!this is the embodiment of whats wrong with society today. Our planet cannot sustain such waste.This is totally unnecessary! There are surgical methods that are permanent and work much better with less hassle that this.I got the Duodenal Switch bariatric surgery and lost 240 pounds. My weight is stable at nearly four years out. HIgh weight: 405 Current weight: 170.So maybe just barfing and reeating a small portion might be a lot less expensive than this invention. You can store the rest than for later consumption.Reagan. I just agree... Julie`s st0ry is terrific... last saturday I bought a new Peugeot 205 GTi from making $7384 this-past/four weeks and also 10/k lass-month. with-out a doubt this is the coolest work Ive had. I actually started 4 months ago and pretty much straight away was earning more than $70 per-hour. I went to this web-site http://www.bit90.commy buddy's mother-in-law makes $65/hour on the internet. She has been fired for 5 months but last month her payment was $12404 just working on the internet for a few hours. Read more on this site http://www.bit90.comWe just get to lord it all over the dead Roman binge-n-purge crowd. They thought they were living the high life. Pedestrians.So Dean Kamen invents a device to keep lazy rich people from having to walk and as long as they keep buying his stuff they don't even have to become a disgusting porker; well by appearances to others like themselves. The ones who clean these nasty things will still think their rich patrons are plenty disgusting. As in no limits to just how nasty they really are. Can everyone say flesh eating bacteria?Why not eat 30% less food and not have to go around with a valve in your stomachThe blue telephone booth speaks the truth!It's a TARDIS. Get it right!